Will Work For Baby

If you have been following us, then you know what an outrageous amount of money we have been able to raise so far. $32,600 has dwindled down to $10,225! Which includes the $3,500 left to make our next payment.

There is one thing you should know about us. We absolutely HATE asking for help with anything, especially finances. So with everything we have gone through the hardest part for us has been "asking for money". We found out that when it is for something this important, you just have to put your pride aside and ask for help.

However, in order to protect our egos we have come up with a different strategy so that we can get the rest of this money as fast as possible and get on with the good stuff like getting ourselves ready for this baby.

We are willing to pimp ourselves out and do your dirty work. We will perform any of the following tasks including but not limited to....
Babysit your kids, mow your yard, paint your house, wash your car, walk your dog, pick up your dogs poop, cook your dinner, run your errands, scare your in-laws, perform at your child's birthday party, sponge bathe your grandparents, yell at your boss, do your weekly exercise, tuck you in, sing you to sleep, pop your back, scratch your back, shave your back, or clean your house.

For a very generous donation I will shave my head, tattoo your face on my chest, or give you any one of my teeth or fingers.

If you cannot think of any jobs for us, but still want to help us reach our goal then don't you worry. I have ways to do that too.
You can still sponsor a puzzle piece(s) from our PIECES OF LOVE fundraiser. You can buy a PROJECT BABY JOHNSON tshirt that will be available soon. Or if you would like to make a tax deductible/anonymous donation directly to Gladney, you can mail it to:

Gladney Center for Adoption

6300 John Ryan Dr.

Ft. Worth, TX 76132

Just make sure to note "For Bram and Jill Johnson" in your memo line.

Thank you so much, and we look forward to working for you!